glutch

Newfoundland English term (archaic) for choke.
Billy swallered a big chicken bone and glutched on 'n.
by Egon Spengler August 21, 2005
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glutch

Garbage juice. The stuff that seeps from the bottom/back of a garbage truck.
by m0loch September 25, 2003
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glutch

To urinate in addition to defecating at the same time.
I held onto the seat as I glutched everywhere. My mom had a fun time cleaning the toilet and its surroundings.
by DaNastyHoe October 22, 2022
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Glutching

The act of severing one's genitalia only to wrap up tightly in cling film and proceed to show others. From the verb "To Glutch"
Man: Where's Jimmy tonight?
Woman: I found a note on the table saying he was off out for a spot of glutching
by Robson Green July 09, 2004
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