glugar 

A combination of glucose and sugar.
Named by a desperate undergraduate biochemistry student in early 2009 in hopes of gaining at least partial credit...to no avail.

Glugar plays an important role in amino acid metabolism.

glugar by whyareallmynamesinusealready April 20, 2009

glutard 

One who does not possess the enzymes necessary to digest gluten, a main ingredient in wheat products. One who is "glutarded" must only eat gluten-free foods, such as water, tofu, and air.

"Hey, do you want some pasta for dinner?"
"No, sorry, I'm a glutard."
"...what does that mean?"
"It means... I'm glutarded."
"Oh. Okay."

glutard by beardy51188 September 17, 2008

glutard 

One who often and aggressively expresses their opinion about gluten but knows almost nothing about it.

A Glutard will not know:
- What gluten actually is.
- That gluten free food is more processed than their gluten counterparts because the wheat gluten must be extracted.
- What current science says about real gluten intolerance (Celiac disease).
- How gluten intolerance occurs (such as believing that you can breath gluten in like asbestos or absorb gluten through the skin and hair)

A Glutard will speak absolute lies, such as:
- gluten is a"chemical additive" put there by "the food industry."
- gluten free food is more "natural."
- gluten causes cancer.
- gluten causes illness X or making us all sick/dumb/obedient, etc.
- Will mix/match/interchange gluten with various substances which aren't gluten (such as Monosodium glutamate, known as MSG)

A Glutard's opinion of the negative effects of gluten also extend beyond diet alone. Their "knowledge" of gluten is made up of complete lies and/or marketing information from labelled gluten free food products.

True example:

Person 1: "So, what are the advantages of gluten free soap? I thought gluten only affected your diet?"

Glutard: "It's been proven that soap releases gluten fibers which you can breath in and make you sick. This is why you sometimes feel out of breath after a shower."

The guy at the health food counter at whole foods is a glutard, he told me that eating gluten causes brain abnormalities in laboratory rats.

glutard by SearchFHG November 13, 2014

Gluger 

A Glock Luger, Commonly used to shoot commies

Hey hes got a gluger, SHOOT THAT COMMIE

Gluger by Oozieninemillimeeta May 11, 2021

glugaclock

The work shift is over and you just want to get home for a beer. It’s Glugoclock time. Yeeeeeeeeeeha.

Right I’m off, my work is done, I need a beer and its Glugaclock time.

glugaclock by Streetyboy June 30, 2019

Grugaria 

Its a Country That existed from 1843- 1987, it was destroyed by the Russians, During the Cold War. There still is some Grugarians out there, Mainly in the UK, Since they weren't attacking them. 70% of them have died though. Because of what happened in 1987, So they are really rare.

Dude your family is from Grugaria? Thats so cool!

Grugaria by cbt34 July 16, 2022

Glutarded 

Sam Johnson

After learning that he was allergic to gluten, Sam was diagnosed as glutarded.

Glutarded by DankGod420 March 31, 2019