gloria jeans

The place to hang out and shit but we just go to drink some hot chocolate and get a bite to eat and then go out and get piised and the place to work out what we are guna do in the night.

Tommo:Oi josh lets go to gloria jeans
Josh: yeah ay i fell like a hot chocolate and we will work out where to get pissed

gloria jeans by Darren Thomson April 27, 2005

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Gloria Jean's

A cafe chain ala starbucks. Invented in America but failed, bought by Australian's that use it as a business front / cash cow for the Money Worship weird religious cult Hillsong. They server reasonably priced watery coffee and inedible over priced snacks.

Let's go to Gloria Jean's...
No I don't want to give my money to Hillsong, let's go to a decent coffee shop instead

Gloria Jean's by Smithlerman September 1, 2011

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Gloria Jean's

A coffee shop franchise with branches all around the world. Rivalled by Starbucks. They sell a variety of coffees and an array of snacks within their branches. Their stores always smell rich with coffee, and the decor is warm, contrary to the slick, almost scentless Starbucks. Personally, i reccommend their lattes.

My friend Lauren and i plan on going to Gloria Jean's this afternoon. I usually have a latte or a iced mocha mint bomb, while she favors a wild berry chiller.

Gloria Jean's by barely.conscious September 29, 2006

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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