gloomerati

A cynical worldwide movement to convince people that the world is controlled by a small number of high powered individuals. The international marketing of conspiracy theories that prey on the paranoia of the underdogs in society.

The 9/11 conspiracy theorists are part of the gloomerati which are profiteering from the mass hysteria generated by tragic events.

The gloomerati want you to believe that a small number of powerful people are conspiring to maintain a hold over your life.

by joshua rainbird March 15, 2008

Groomerator

A moderator who enjoys grooming children, typically found on discord

"did you hear about the discord groomerator who lost his powers?"

by Velipsio May 15, 2021

low art gloominati

LOW ART as a synonym for "Degenerate" Art, which is purposefully evoked as an empowerment to expressionism; by demonizing oneself beforehand, it leaves little rest for any one possessing critical and belittling eyes to condemn. Which is also in itself a belittlement towards this belittlement of progressive art; to empower it through its evocation. And 'GLOOMINATI' as a play on the words, the prefix gloom juxtaposed with Illuminati to insinuate Marilyn Manson as a dark, overly sinister misery spreading entity, which again is done so sarcastically as they bring nothing but joy to myself and anyone else who gets "it".

we are the low art gloominaties and we aim to depress

by julez roxx January 23, 2008

Cum-glomerate

A mixture of two or more gentlemen's semen on a bitch's face/body.

After Beatrice was double-teamed, she was awarded with a super cum-glomerate.

by Stevie Y November 15, 2004

Gloominati

Gloominati: everything is terrible and others control me.

People who always part ways with an outrageous conspiracy reference.

Gloominati: See ya later, hope your kids don’t end up being satanic sex slaves in that pizza gate thing!

by Horny Thornley April 4, 2020

Gooberating

Gooberating (To be Gooberated, To Gooberate, To Goob, To be Goobing) is used to describe a certain level of high. Specifically used to describe the ultimate level of being high.

"I may or may not be Gooberating."
"Bro I'm so fucking Gooberated."
"I'm trying to Gooberate tonight."
"Bro I'm about to Goob."
"You're actually Goobing."

by BigC_ May 5, 2024