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Gloominati 

Gloominati: everything is terrible and others control me.

People who always part ways with an outrageous conspiracy reference.
Gloominati: See ya later, hope your kids don’t end up being satanic sex slaves in that pizza gate thing!
Gloominati by Horny Thornley April 4, 2020
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low art gloominati 

LOW ART as a synonym for "Degenerate" Art, which is purposefully evoked as an empowerment to expressionism; by demonizing oneself beforehand, it leaves little rest for any one possessing critical and belittling eyes to condemn. Which is also in itself a belittlement towards this belittlement of progressive art; to empower it through its evocation. And 'GLOOMINATI' as a play on the words, the prefix gloom juxtaposed with Illuminati to insinuate Marilyn Manson as a dark, overly sinister misery spreading entity, which again is done so sarcastically as they bring nothing but joy to myself and anyone else who gets "it".
we are the low art gloominaties and we aim to depress
low art gloominati by julez roxx January 23, 2008

Groominator 

generally a man who goes to bed way to early, who dates women after working on them prior to their 16th birthday and regularly uses the word tidy to describe a women who is fine!!! Also seems to have the name sam more often than not!!! Very feminine.
Oh its 9.36 i should have been in bed at 8.20 so i can be a groominator tomorrow!
Groominator by iain1000 August 28, 2009

Gloomigate

The act of making everyone around you sad.

When someone who is extremely sad has the effect of making everyone else in the area sad.
I was so depro that I accidentally gloomigated the entire office as I entered, even the people who arrived after me felt sad once they were there.
Gloomigate by SoulSkar October 8, 2010

glomminated 

I glomminated in the trash can.
That glommination stinks, man!
glomminated by Matt Glomm May 14, 2005

Loominati 

Illuminati can be shortened to Loominati for humour purposes.
We all know Loominati governs everything but we deny it because we're programmed so.
Loominati by Awkwardestinyboy July 5, 2016

Loomination 

Complete destruction of an individuals respect and integrity brought about through contradiction and a general lack of understanding eg: On the boards recently Tony was totally Loominated by nobody but himself.
Tony has been Loominated
Loomination by Tony "sonned" Loomin September 28, 2004
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