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glooie

A person who isn't that pog. They are slightly annoying and will never be "big men".
They are a bunch of glooie's.
by non real name April 7, 2021
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Glowie

Normally used for the CIA but also used for agencies like the ATF, FBI, etc. Their inability to blend in to the native population's habits, patterns and speech makes them stick out like a sore thumb to the population, hence they "glow in the dark."

The most common trappings of government shills are their inability/hesitation to use the major racial slurs, improper use of memes, and the pushing of mainstream political theories.

See also: Glow in the dark, glowposting
I feel ya, glowie. Must be frustrating. I know everything I post is satire or attempted satire, or pertaining to my favorite game - Minecraft. So easy to be misunderstood in these wicked times. I hope you get the day off for Christmas, at least.

The worst thing about having an erratic sleeping schedule and being sleeping on American business hours is that you don't get to always read the replies of your designated glowie. When you are most active he is at home sleeping. sucks.

If anyone says, "here's how to get cheap guns illegally", "we should shoot first ", and " Stop larping kill the blank now " that is a glowie pure and simple.
by TinklesTheGoat December 24, 2019
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Gloomer

Gloomer refers to several Wojak characters spread on 4chan describing young adults between ages 22 and 27 who lead an antisocial and uninspired life that may be a consequence of a blackpill OD, a rich inner world, eccentric tastes, and chronic anhedonia that alienate the Gloomer from the community. Although these aren't exclusive conditions for being a Gloomer, they provide a general basis for it.

Termed by some as an inbetween of the Doomer and Bloomer: the former being complete blackpill or the "final redpill", the latter being optimistic despite said blackpilling.

While the Doomer may be a lost cause, there is still hope for redemption for the Gloomer to emerge as a Bloomer and set aside their Weltschmerz, the other emotional destination being the honkpill.

The Gloomer may be an avid reader of Nietzsche, Hegesias of Cyrene, the Buddhists, Schopenhauer, and the Kali Yuga, among others.

The Gloomer is likely a symptom of a decaying civilization, social alienation, atomization, the realization of societal woes, and the degenerative effects of auto-domestication.

While the earliest variation of Gloomer depicted the character as a 27-year-old female, a male version of the character gained spread in April 2019.
"I'm considering a /nightwalk/ tonight"

"We're not gonna make it"

"I have a pretty cool mixtape, but you probably wouldn't want to hear it"

Normie: Why are you such a downer?

Gloomer: “He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby becomes a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.”
by polominty May 8, 2019
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Glorie

A very crazy girl with a big heart. She possesses some kind of manipulative power on people. She enjoys good company,food,and can be very lazy.

She's also freaking hot!! She radiates with Good vibes. She keeps a small circle of real friends that makes her appear hostile, but when she opens up to you, it'll be worth it.
She has an obsession with shoes and is great fun at the club. She may be a little melodramatic at times, and a great cook.
She's a good dancer, and will make a great mother with her hella kick ass attitude
She's the perfect girlfriend.
Anyone who's got a Glorie should keep her.
That guy's girlfriend is a Glorie, you should see her move.
Have you seen that new girl, what a Glorie.
by Smiling rainbow September 16, 2018
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gloozey

Ottawas Entertainment Page, @Gloozey on Instagram with over 50k+ Followers, EVEN Shaq(@shaq) Follows
Yo did you see Gloozey latest Video
by Frederik123 January 28, 2021
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gloozey

A very popular Instagram entertainment and meme page dedicated to Ottawa. So popular EVEN SHAQ (@shaq) follows and comments on their posts. While the page promotes a lot of popular rappers from Pttawa and Toronto Gloozey often features News and Facts related to Canada as well as senseless and funny videos consisting of primitive youth (and also adults) engaging in funny activities whilst shouting out the phrase "GLOOZEY". Due to its large influence, many people thrive to have their videos reposted onto the page, which causes to people record whatever they deem funny, ghetto or just plain crazy.
Yo fam did you pree the new post on Gloozey, I cant believe Justin Trudeau really dressed up as a "Brown Faced Alaadin" in 2001! BRAZYYYY
by Frederik123 January 28, 2021
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gloozed

also known as waster. biggest poopy head on the planet. thinks she owns diner. literally has no social life as she is on diner 25/8. she CAN be alright sometimes i SUPPOSE 🙄. likes geese
is in love with ramen (both types)
is a gay
is a man woman
has a hot brother (???)
shits and unshits everyday
live love glooze
true sex -gloozed
by leafyuwu November 27, 2021
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