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Glogg Dawg 

A male of African-American ethnic background or a very fly cracker who has a penchant for Glogg - a Scandinavian version of mulled wine. Glogg is especially popular around the Christmas holidays.
"Sheeeeeit... check out that hoopty full of Glogg Dawgs!"
"Tru dat."

"My Homey G Skillet LaDwayne Björksten is a Glogg Dawg. We got jacked on Glogg in his Volvo last night."
"Word."
Glogg Dawg by Elmer Hurst December 11, 2008
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Globglogabgalab 

A strange flabby man on YouTube who I have a gay fetish for for some insane reason my body won't tell me.
(Intro) I'm the Globglogabgalab I love books And this basement is a true treasure trove
(Chorus) I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and minds Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab
(Bridge)Oooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid Simply delicious Ooooohm, ha haa ha ha
(Chorus)I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and minds Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab.
An inhabitant of the planet Zorgon whose diet consists of soda, hot wings and microwavable bacon.
I think I just walked in on Glorgon stimulating his nodes.
Glorgon by Dude McJoe April 23, 2009

glaggleland 

The most wonderful place in the world - the place of dreams! A place filled with many smiley faces, nobody can stop smiling! Nobody can stop smiling! Oh how wonderous of a place this is!

Glaggleland is an amusement park with very safe rides and keeps the tourist of Glaggleland (Glagglers) entertained for all of eternity!
"Oh boy, I can't wait to go to Glaggleland!"
glaggleland by Ethnoid December 9, 2022

Globglogabgalab 

The yeast of thoughts and minds. Often noted for his very advanced vocabulary and love for books. He can be seen in his natural habitat of a basement full of books. When observed for long enough, you may view him inserting himself into and emerging from books he happens to own. His appearance is reflective of his lifestyle as he is nothing more than a blob of dough.
Intro
I'm the Globglogabgalab
I love books
And this basement is a true treasure trove

Verse
I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds

Chorus
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab

Bridge
Oooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid
Simply delicious
Ooooohm, ha haa ha ha

Glaggle Enphosogarger 

A device used to enphoso the Thorn Glognuts, the pastries eaten at Glaggleland.
The Glaggle Enphosogarger