gloe 

She’s got a great heart and even bigger dick. Beautiful, sexy, but also the kind of girl that will send you videos of her farting. She’s not very calm and often on edge, but when you really need her to show up she’s there. Absolutely banger in bed (see huge dick).

Is that Gloe over there smelling her own farts? Why is that so hot?

gloe by lisbonshene November 22, 2021

Gloe 

A girl with a big heart and even bigger dick. She’s the kind of girl that will send you videos of her farts, but will also take you out for a classy dinner. She’s not calm and often very anxious, but when you need her to show up she’s there (mostly). A weirdo and factoid nerd, but absolute banger in bed (see big dick).

“Who’s that girl over there smelling her own farts and shotgunning Busch light?”

“Oh her? That’s Gloe - she’s wild!”

Gloe by lisbonshene November 22, 2021

Gloer 

A prominent yet uncommon name meaning wealth and prosperity. It is also famous for it's male members being both highly intelligent, and unusually handsome. Origins unknown, however it is probably either German, Swiss, or French in origin.

I wish I could have been born a Gloer

Gloer by Xanthus12 December 14, 2010

gloeckner 

someone who only turns his back on people who he believes has turned theirs to him

don't fuck with gloeckner

gloeckner by eddir1488 April 11, 2021

Gloede 

A gloede is a potato. Not your typical spud of course. It is a term to describe someone with the motivation, looks, and intelligence of a potato.

-Let's not bother with that guy, his brain is fried like a vegetable. He's a gloede.

-It's like arguing with a gloede, you don't understand or hear anything!!

Gloede by Grilled Asparagus May 21, 2021

gloelily 

the most amazing person and i love them so so much. the love of my life. <3

hey do you know who gloelily is??
yes they’re the most amazing person ever! most prettiest person i’ve ever seen!

gloelily is so hot id die!!

gloelily by reeceisemo September 11, 2021

glöersen 

A last name that belongs to a very smart, sexy, charming guy. If you know someone with the last name Glöersen, stay friends with that person, people with the last name Glöersen tend to be the best kinds of friends.

"My friend's last name is Glöersen"
"What? No way, stay close friends with him"
"Why?"
"My grandmother married a guy with the last name Glöersen, they had nine kids and are billionaires"

glöersen by lil toodie October 9, 2023