An adjective used to describe one who derives sexual pleasure from being in direct contact with obese and unhygienic persons and/or belongings of said persons.
Mark is such a gluckosexual that he came in his pants when he saw Rosie O'Donnell'spoo-stained thong.
Picture an octopus holding guns (glocks) with its tentacles. That is the literal definition of a glocktopus. The word can also be interpreted to mean a badass motherfucker.
Did you see that dude pound an entire bottle of whiskey. He's a fucking glocktopus.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.