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globulust 

The globulest glob ever/ a racial slur
He was such a globulust
globulust by Blocks of wood October 9, 2023
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The Globalist Manifesto 

A public document which contains an expression of a set of beliefs about the future of the world, which include among others, the formation of a global government. Articles in the Wikipedia states that The Globalist Manifesto is the foundation of globalism ideology.It is also described as the blueprint for the formation of a global government.
The Americans believe that The Globalist Manifesto will lead to the formation of the global government.
A person who collects goldfish farts and sells them to the maker of spirit levels are precision bubbles
The Globulist supplied the bubbles to the Spirit Level maker
Globulist by DocBob February 24, 2013

Globalist shill 

Any person or organisation that deliberately misinforms the general populace in order to further an agenda of a global one world government and the loss of individual rights that come with it.
Merriam-Webster recently changed the definition of anti-vaxxer to include people who oppose regulations surrounding vaccine mandates despite the fact that opposers of vaccine mandate regulations might have legitimate reasons for opposing that have nothing to do with vaccines. In changing this definition they have acted to deliberately deceive people into believing there could be no legitimate reason to oppose such regulations, thus showing their hand as globalist shills who are out to deceive the general population into believing opposition to vaccine mandate laws could only ever be a bad thing.

Politicians using the slogan “build back better” despite being from vastly different countries, economies, and cultures, all demonstrate that despite being elected officials they are actually working as globalist shills as opposed to working for their electorate.
Globalist shill by RememberRemember November 11, 2021

Globalist 

A person who is behind a shadow world government. Usually a person in a powerful position and who practices eugenics and satanism.
Globalists have been governing the world for centuries already

to globulate 

The action of going into a room, becoming disorientated and forgetting where you are and what your original intentions were. At the same time, you have taken a piece of stationery into the room and brandished it at the air in the room in general, and then left without doing what you intended.
"Excuse me sir, are you trying to return this biro...?"

"oh no, He's just globulating. I think I want to globulate also."

a globulator 

A person or object which has a tendency to globulate
"Oh no. A globulator. Flee children. Flee!"
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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