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A word to describe somehting so incredibly silly that it breaks mortal comprehension barriers entirely.
"That tube is so goobulus! What does it do again?"
Goobulus by empha September 15, 2023
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The name of my worm on a string.
That is Goobulus, he holds me hostage.
Goobulus by firefox098089 October 17, 2023
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The unwanted slobber from someone elses fork when they try and steal your food.
"I don't want this piece of cake now Dad, you got your gobulus on it."
Gobulus by little susie sunshine October 3, 2008

TMA Golobulus 

A person that drinks excessively has sex with any women he finds even if it mean flying half way around the world as long as she pays for it, and then farts on them as a thank you. Usually wakes up hung over off his ass.

This person also hates everyone and thinks the whole world is black and jewish and is the only person in the universe who can put a sentence together using only the word nigger.

He can usually be found knee deep somewhere in Rustess. Insulting the fags and dying alot then claiming he never dies, But when he does, he claims he looks "Damn good" while doing it.
TMA Killer: Glob what ya doing?

TMA Golobulus: I'm knee deep in Rustess killing niggers you fag, Now shut the fuck up I'm spilt my drink!!! AAAHHH Jews... he's niggering me!!!
TMA Golobulus by Donkedik November 21, 2006

globulust 

The globulest glob ever/ a racial slur
He was such a globulust
globulust by Blocks of wood October 9, 2023
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