globberdoo 

a large mass of an unknown or known gooey substance

While I was caulking the tub, I found a big globberdoo of it on my shoe.

I was walking down the sidewalk and stepped in a big globberdoo.

globberdoo by Mike612 September 17, 2006

Globbernoodle 

A Globbernoodle is what you would call the aftermath of male genitals after an orgasm. Simply put, it's a jizz stained penis. Globber meaning semen, and noodle meaning limp dick.

1) Okay babe, you can pull your globbernoodle out already.
2) I'll be right back, I have to clean this globbernoodle up before I get it everywhere.

Globbernoodle by Mr.Ection April 1, 2022

globberonner

Globberonner - someone who adds themselves to meetings/events without invite and little reason/purpose for their attendance.

Why are there no seats in here? We only expected 20 people - but we had all these globberonner's add on at the last min.

globberonner by Sir Tom Laymen October 2, 2017

Globbermonster 

A large person who is very tall, and very overweight, and lies alot

Terb is a globbermonster because he is huge.

Globbermonster by el poopino October 14, 2003

Globbersnob 

To purposely keep one's semen in your mouth for too long a time in a failed attempt to act hot. This includes prolonged gargling, swashing it about in the caverns of your pallet with your tounge, or slowly pushing it between lips.

Everything was going well until I busted. Then she just became a globbersnob.

Globbersnob by Spoonriver April 14, 2010

gooberdoodle 

someone who is a goof troop the max, not knowing how to interact in a social situation.

Man that guy is still wearing pleated shorts, what a gooberdoodle.

gooberdoodle by jccp4jc74 September 14, 2009

Globbermonstress 

A female Globbermonster

Mallory and Erin are Globbermonstress's because they represent globbermonsters

Globbermonstress by el poopino October 14, 2003