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glennism 

the worst religion based o a random dude named Glenn right now there are 5+ people with this wrong religion
im a part of glennism
glennism by waltis123 September 30, 2021
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Glennimal 

An agressive drunkard that is prone to breaking things that do not dbelong to him.
Glennimal just broken my fucking Gnome.
Glennimal by Glennimal July 30, 2009
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A method of conception, impregnation, or insemination in which a man's penis is sexually stimulated by blowjob, handjob, etc. and immediately inserted into the vagina prior to orgasm and ejaculation thus creating a creampie.

Named after a certain idiot named Glen.

An antonym of onanism.
He did an unprotected glenism last night — what an idiot!
glenism by Midnight Ghost Writer October 17, 2014

glennsimuk 

the word, the person, the phrase, the emergence of one of the greatests things ever to hit the earth in the future
glennsimuk search google,
see Leonard Trash
glennsimuk by Miguel_Sanchez April 30, 2004

glennise 

Glennise she’s a very nice person and if you do not hang out with them that you are missing out they are very very very very very sweet and if you do not like them then you are dead and you should jump off a bridge and die in a bark hole
Amy:I hate her

Ethan:you mean glennise die in a black hole
glennise by Imhayy February 1, 2021

Dirty Glennis 

When she is such a dirty cum slut at 60+ years of age, she goes and collects the same used condom from her grand daughters "Dirty Melissa" out of the bin, Emptys it into the "Special" salad dressing that she feeds her family before giving u the best gummy of your life.
- Ohh dude that was a wicked salad i realy hope it isnt a "Dirty Glennis"
- Man i dont normaly like salad but after having a "Dirty Glennis" i just cant stop going back for more
Dirty Glennis by Always Hard July 3, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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