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glenism 

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A method of conception, impregnation, or insemination in which a man's penis is sexually stimulated by blowjob, handjob, etc. and immediately inserted into the vagina prior to orgasm and ejaculation thus creating a creampie.

Named after a certain idiot named Glen.

An antonym of onanism.
He did an unprotected glenism last night — what an idiot!
glenism by Midnight Ghost Writer October 17, 2014
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glenis 

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lovely person who cares way too much about her hair. usually very cute, has a cute giggle, and is a genuine person
hee hee :))
glenis is an amazing human being like honestly bow down to her
glenis by matteo.rc August 2, 2019
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glenism • glenis • Glenisha • Genismelia • Glenis C • Glenise • glenish • glenishness • glenister • glennism

Gwenism 

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The ability to find oneself in a situation no normal person would. Or a comical miss understanding.
By accidentally showing her feet she appeard in foot porn. A classic Gwenism.
Gwenism by Len Bolding August 21, 2019
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glenishness 

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Use it as a noun: beautiful people, aristocracy, beau monde, café society, cream of society, crème de la crème, cultured class, elite, famous people, glamorous people, glitterati, haut monde, high life, high society, in-crowd, jet set, privileged class, smart set, society, society people, the in-crowd, the privileged, the upper class, the well-to-do, upper crust, wealthy people
Glenishness is the "in" thing right now.
glenishness by Charica Roche April 9, 2008
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Glenise 

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the cutest and kindest girl, and will always be at your side no matter what. "Glenise the best girl"
"Glenise is the prettiest girl!"
Glenise by Thyn Narrator June 8, 2021
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glenish

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Can be used as a verb or an adjective: fabulous, cool, sexy, famous, fab, fabulosity, popular, lovely, celebrated, important, extraordinary, foremost, honored, in the limelight, in the spotlight, reputable, remarkable, renowned, and all the other positive words that can be used.
You know what, my friends and your friends are so damn glenish!
glenish by Charica Roche April 9, 2008
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glenister 

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A really cool guy that everyone likes and he also packs a big shlong in his pants all the girls wish they can get a piece of him
Girl: Wow i really wish i could suck that guys dick hes really cute. He is a Glenister
glenister by mgb7789 November 5, 2013
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir

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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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