gleaze

Sputum or combination of sexual fluids. Neither particularly attractive or wholly unattractive.

Dwight: Hey, you wanna smell my beard? Cletus: Hell no! Isn't that your paramour's gleaze shining in the moon lighty night? Dwight: Yeah, I like to remaginate about her while I'm at work.

gleaze by Noel Grassy January 4, 2008

Boot Glazer

Boot Glazer is one who glazes a womans boots after orgasm.

The Boot Glazer hasnt had a girl friend in a year and a half. Just happen to see a pair of his old girl friends boots in his bed when I used the bath room. Those boots must have gotten a good glazing last night.

Boot Glazer by Vinylist November 24, 2014

Glazer

a dick rider

get off my dick u Glazer

Glazer by numbaninejeans May 30, 2022

glazed turd

A glazed turd occurs when you take a shit, then jerk off and blow your load on your turd

Bro the other day i was jerking off and i when i busted i noticed i had made a glazed turd

glazed turd by ChaseM5 June 30, 2015

Greaze Mode 

A state one enters when they are in their "bag". Based on the song "Greaze Mode" by beloved rapper Skepta. Entering Greaze Mode can entail a wide range of activities but can be generally narrowed down to activities like: breaking the law, breaking the bank, boozing hard as fuck, beating cheeks, and smoking za. Loose synonyms might include: Menace Mode and USD (Uncontrollable Steez Disease).

Don't fucking talk to me, i'm in Greaze Mode.

I bet you've never been Greazey in your life, fuck you.

Greaze Mode by Ergonomic Chair March 17, 2021

Glazed Dick 

1. The situation in which you skeet before going to sleep and waking up with a crusty underwear resembling a glazed doughnut.

2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.

"After jacking off last night, i was too lazy too clean myself so I woke up this morning and had glazed dick."

"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."

Glazed Dick by misshingo October 30, 2012

Glazer

Top tier dickrider.

Random nigga: Me, personally I would never let anyone moss me in football

Me: stop glazing you fuccin glazer

Glazer by jstackzzz13 May 26, 2022