gleamis

Noun. The male version of a vajazzle. A combination of Gleam and Penis.

Hey, Dave, take a look at my new Gleamis. Careful, it's still wet

Wow, how did you fit that diamond in there?

by SoldierISAS January 4, 2017

Gleaming

to describe something as good, brilliant or desirable

That restored '65 GTO is Gleaming!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 22, 2022

Gleaming the Cube

To push your self to dangerous new limits, hence being outside of the cube and able to polish it creating the gleaming effect.

Driving a car without a seat belt at 5mph in an empty car park.

by David Harrison April 18, 2005

gleaming

When something is good, looks good or something is happening/going to happen that is good.

Dan - "Found a fiver in my jeans yesterday!"

Oli - "Gleaming!"

by slimjim8927 April 25, 2015

Gleamasaurus Rex

An intergalactic, carnivorous dinousaur composed solely of giant black dildos.

Sally: "mommy, daddy, there's a Gleamasaurus Rex in my closet and its really bugging me.
Mother: "I had one of those when I was ur age (said while biting bottom lip.)"

by Espar May 26, 2009

Gleaming the Cube

Is is American English skateboarding slang for performing well -- what is known in automobile slang as "firing on all cylinders", in tennis slang as "being in the zone", or perhaps in martial arts as having "mind, body, and soul" in harmony.

"I couldn't believe it when he landed that 720 heelflip coming off the half-pipe and went straight back down again - he was really gleaming the cube today!"

by The RoboPimp March 21, 2022

Gleams

A word used to describe the brightness of the sun when you’re too munted on pingas to describe it any other way.

1. “Too many gleams I can’t see my phone settings”
2. “Let’s go catch some gleams!”

by Wiswho December 12, 2021