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Glauner is the worst teacher ever she yells at her kids and clams she knows everything about computers.
Manifestation of Evil
Kid1: Dude, my teachers a Glauner...
Kid2: Damn dude I feel sorry for you...
Glauner by isaacm12 October 18, 2008
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Glanny is the bromance between Danny O'Donoghue and Glen Power from The Script. It is shipped widely across the internet and band mate Mark Sheehan sometimes feels left out. Glanny are in the closet but are suspected to come out anytime now.
Wow, Glanny are so in love.
Glanny by helloogays December 8, 2013
To attempt a shot (esp. in sports) where there is no expectation of success. It is frequently followed by exasperation and ridicule or, rarely, highly annoying bragging.
Marquis: "Yo, why didn't you pick me up?"
Jake: "Cause you're just gonna stand thirty feet out glaunching 3s."
Glaunch by THE LANDLORD April 11, 2014

glaunched 

scottish slang for ugly or stupid-looking
OMG Cerys is looking so glaunched today! What a shame.
glaunched by getglaunched July 18, 2021
Glanny, a sexy beast with the personality a lot of people confuse with an ordinary person.

Full of passion, charm and the most caring person in one hell of a package.
Oh dayum, he must be a glanny ;)
Glanny by Lobulus123 November 24, 2021
One who bears the name of glanny (glen, glan, glanno etc) is a chap most fond of adding a sex joke and or reference into every possible sentence. He can be found in the darkest reaches of the interwebs such as 4chan and lolshock sharing vast amounts of memes all across his friends facebook untill it causes an internal server error and facebook shuts down.
Glanny: "Hey broski wanna hear a joke about my penis?' Me: "Okay" Glanny: "Nevermind its too long! loooooooool!" Me: "I dont want to live anymore."
Glanny by More length please February 28, 2013