Glanny 

Glanny is the bromance between Danny O'Donoghue and Glen Power from The Script. It is shipped widely across the internet and band mate Mark Sheehan sometimes feels left out. Glanny are in the closet but are suspected to come out anytime now.

Wow, Glanny are so in love.

Glanny by helloogays December 8, 2013

Glanny 

Glanny, a sexy beast with the personality a lot of people confuse with an ordinary person.

Full of passion, charm and the most caring person in one hell of a package.

Oh dayum, he must be a glanny ;)

Glanny by Lobulus123 November 24, 2021

Glanny 

One who bears the name of glanny (glen, glan, glanno etc) is a chap most fond of adding a sex joke and or reference into every possible sentence. He can be found in the darkest reaches of the interwebs such as 4chan and lolshock sharing vast amounts of memes all across his friends facebook untill it causes an internal server error and facebook shuts down.

Glanny: "Hey broski wanna hear a joke about my penis?' Me: "Okay" Glanny: "Nevermind its too long! loooooooool!" Me: "I dont want to live anymore."

Glanny by More length please February 28, 2013

pump granny 

A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.

Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!

pump granny by Sonny Nugent January 25, 2022

Pump Granny 

An older Lady used to hype up product for a company.

Man 1: “Did you see the Pump Granny at the Xbox Event?”
Man 2 : “Yeah, there were loads of Pump Grannies! I bet even my Grandma will buy an Xbox now!”

Pump Granny by The Mayon January 25, 2022

pump granny 

A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.

Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!

pump granny by Sonny Nugent January 25, 2022

Granny Awards 

An annual celebration of Archaicisms, primarily serving as an ego defense mechanism for Boomers (and other old people.)

Nominated for 2014 Granny Awards Rock Album of the Year:

Zeppelin, Sabbath, Bowie and Neil Young

-- Four acts that were "too hip to be square"* around 1970.

Kings of Leon and Queens of the Stone Age

-- Named after a passe form of government and a truly ancient Age of Tech.

How desperately we cling to illusions of youth and relevancy. -- Citizen of the Galaxy

* Once upon a time, even Before the Flood, contemporaneous fans of "Old Blue Eyes" and the "Candy Man" embarrassed themselves with such phrases, in a vain attempt to sustain their own relevance. Please, STOP THE MADNESS!

Granny Awards by Citizen of the Galaxy February 23, 2014