Glauner 

Glauner is the worst teacher ever she yells at her kids and clams she knows everything about computers.
Manifestation of Evil

Kid1: Dude, my teachers a Glauner...
Kid2: Damn dude I feel sorry for you...

Glauner by isaacm12 October 18, 2008

grauner 

A based Danish person that was forced to take the fall when ((Fallion)) snitched on them to a Swedish serf.

yo, grauner is based.

grauner by Based crab November 18, 2020

Glauser 

noun. one who is amazing at frisbee and at life in general

verb. the act of playing ultimate frisbee at an incredibly high skill level

noun: i wish i could be like glauser

verb: woah!! that dude can glauser!

Glauser by steve November 17, 2003

Glaznered 

Calling out of work consecutively for a lame ass excuse. Or watching others do your work as you sit and do nothing.

"Yo, George called out again, said he has a sniffely nose."
Shit, that's the second day in a row... we've officially been Glaznered!"

Glaznered by #8765309 June 6, 2018

Glauser 

A self-proclaimed frisbee god

"That arrogant bastard! He thinks he's such a Glauser!"

Glauser by Puto November 17, 2003

Glauser 

(n.) Asian/German in origin; one who sleeps on the floor while dreaming about eating cats and small children; usually associated with plotting to kill directors of Honors programs

(v.) The act of sleeping on the floor and dreaming about eating cats and small children

(n.) You think cats are delicious? Your are a fucking Glauser!

(v.) I'm going to lie down and Glauser now!

Glauser by Mike November 15, 2003

glauferpunket 

When one individual slaps his scrotum onto anothers face, and a picture is taken.

You've been "glauferpunket"! Said the man taking the picture. Like being (punked) but in a certain way.

glauferpunket by daddyD and MamaS December 12, 2010