2 definitions by THE LANDLORD
To attempt a shot (esp. in sports) where there is no expectation of success. It is frequently followed by exasperation and ridicule or, rarely, highly annoying bragging.
Marquis: "Yo, why didn't you pick me up?"
Jake: "Cause you're just gonna stand thirty feet out glaunching 3s."
Jake: "Cause you're just gonna stand thirty feet out glaunching 3s."
by THE LANDLORD April 9, 2014
A person who constantly suggests alternate, usually inferior or unworkable ways of doing things. They tend to have little or no experience of the task at hand or even a basic understanding of physics or common sense.
Mitch: “Why don’t we put this on pipes and roll it?”
Frank: “Cause that wouldn’t work dumbass”
Mitch: “Well, what if we took it out to the balcony and hoisted it down with like a pulley or something?
Frank: “What if you stopped being a suggestionist?”
Frank: “Cause that wouldn’t work dumbass”
Mitch: “Well, what if we took it out to the balcony and hoisted it down with like a pulley or something?
Frank: “What if you stopped being a suggestionist?”
by THE LANDLORD December 13, 2018