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glass headboard 

glass headboard - the highest position a woman can achieve through the exchange of sexual prowess for executive power
Stephanie has hit the glass headboard; Bob won't promote her past regional manager no matter how good she is in bed.
glass headboard by TooSick4U October 16, 2008

Grass head 

Getting or receiving fellatio whilst riding in a golf cart.
Hemant was so excited that Kris got a hole in one that he gave Kris grass head in the golf cart.
Grass head by DonkTron69 August 17, 2019

Grass Head 

Adj. A person who obsesses over the health of their grass. They spend 110% of their time and money using fertilizers, watering their lawns, and keeping weeds away while treating their lawns like Newborn Babies. They hate dry patches and dog crap. Often you will see them with sprinklers constantly on, shooing people from the grass. After years, one may develop the rare Grass Brain Disease.
Oh my gosh! Mr. Smite is watering his lawn AGAIN! Just another Grass Head on Ray Drive!
Grass Head by Spirit Girl September 8, 2010

heady glass 

usually used to describe ( more commonly a bong) glass smoking paraphernalia that is high-end in quality & crafted in a creative manner.
"Dude, check out this heady glass, it's got flowers blooming off of it & sh*t."
"Sabretooth is one of the top proprietors of heady glass in the US."
heady glass by Gracebee April 22, 2018

head for the tall grass 

To hide, or make oneself scarce when trouble goes down.
When the shit goes down, don't let me catch you heading for the tall grass, pussy. Stand with me and be a man!
head for the tall grass by Diggler December 23, 2004

High-Gloss Headache 

The headache that results when you use spray paint in an improperly ventilated area.
Guy: "I jus finished spray painting the wheels on my Galant. My head's throbbing though."

Other Guy: "Looks like you got the high-gloss headache dude."

Guy: "I know, totally worth it though."
High-Gloss Headache by B:A:B March 14, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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