Glarbtron

Glarbton is everything and nothing. It is the universal pronoun from which life originated out of the depths of the primordial soup which blanketed the infant earth. It is not uncommon for one to struggle with the meaning of glarbtron, for asking "what is the meaning of glarbtron" is like asking "what is the meaning of life?"

See also, coin

"Glarbtron!"

"I had an interesting glarbtron the other day. I was walking through the park when a man claiming to be Archimedes Frisbee glarbtronned the shit out of me. He was riding a brown, glarbtron-shaped bicycle with children for wheels."

"My day was Glarbtorious! How was yours?"

by Dice K. McBonescene February 17, 2008

glarbon

A closet homosexual who outwordly bashes gays.

He's gay, he's leading a double life, he's a glarbon.

by J. J. Friedman July 14, 2005

Glarbonize

To be the recipient of male ejaculatory fluid splattered on the lower back.

After pounding away at Scott's ass, Paul pulled out his dick and Glarbonized his back.

by Fred Mercury January 21, 2006

Geartronic

Similar in concept to Porsche's Tiptronic gearbox, this 'manumatic' (Manual/automatic) gearbox from Volvo allows the driver to select gears, whilst allowing them to still have the benefits of an automatic gearbox - namely, just sticking the gearlever in "D". The gearbox will change up at the redline should a dozy driver forget to upshift before then. Available with Volvo's T6 and D5 engines only.

"What gearbox does this have?"
"This has a six-speed Geartronic gearbox."

by JaaagMan February 8, 2012

Glabtrangle

A short, often volatile, spoon-like object, used for scooping chicken paste.

Person 1: How did you scoop up the chicken paste?

Person 2: Carefully, I used a Glabtrangle.

Person 1: You're so brave!

by Surrealist April 7, 2004

Garbronzo the warrior fish

Garbronzo the warrior fish is a mighty betta fish that can kill a dyslexic bear. He's hecka sexy and gets all the girl fish.

Garbronzo the warrior fish is a god!

by chexmaster49 October 21, 2019

Garbatron

One who is of garbage decent and or made up of much garbage usually studying under a professor of garbology.

If Andy was a transformer, he would be of the garbatron variety!!

by Shay Muny April 12, 2008