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Glannels 

Most recently defined as gay flannels
I put my glannels on before bed.
Glannels by Euterpe January 4, 2009
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A very rare and highly skilful manoeuvre that can only be done by SKT members. To be Glynned is to bear witness, or victim to such a disply.
WOW! He just got Glynned, fucking nutty...
Glynned by Reputable SKT Player October 14, 2021

Merk Glynned 

I just did fifty on his ass. But he Merk Glynned me with a shotty.
Merk Glynned by DubCityIncorporated January 27, 2023
Feeling put out or upset. Not happy with an outcome of an event.
They don’t have anymore bangles at Starbucks and I am so glanced.
glanced by TxnNY May 20, 2021
When a friend ditches you early, leaving you alone, typically in a msn conversation
Tim: Jase mate, stay with us up late on msn yeah?
Jase: Sure thing man
*Jase signs off*
Tim: I just got glenned!
Glenned by UDkid123 September 22, 2010
The act of accidently striking oneself in one's balls, in an unusual way.
Jonny and Tom are talking about playing a board game, when Jonny tells Tom how he Glenned himself.

Jonny: Aw man, I had a book sitting on my lap while I was playing that game. I got so mad I slammed my fist on the book, and it hit me in the balls.

Tom: Aw man, you totally Glenned !
Glenned by Zoltaris November 30, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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