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The act of being ditched
you left for the party without me? yeeeah, i just got glanned real bad man.
glanned by ushuibfdufsdifda November 28, 2006
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Glannels 

Most recently defined as gay flannels
I put my glannels on before bed.
Glannels by Euterpe January 4, 2009
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A very rare and highly skilful manoeuvre that can only be done by SKT members. To be Glynned is to bear witness, or victim to such a disply.
WOW! He just got Glynned, fucking nutty...
Glynned by Reputable SKT Player October 14, 2021

Merk Glynned 

I just did fifty on his ass. But he Merk Glynned me with a shotty.
Merk Glynned by DubCityIncorporated January 27, 2023
Feeling put out or upset. Not happy with an outcome of an event.
They don’t have anymore bangles at Starbucks and I am so glanced.
glanced by TxnNY May 20, 2021
When a friend ditches you early, leaving you alone, typically in a msn conversation
Tim: Jase mate, stay with us up late on msn yeah?
Jase: Sure thing man
*Jase signs off*
Tim: I just got glenned!
Glenned by UDkid123 September 22, 2010
The act of accidently striking oneself in one's balls, in an unusual way.
Jonny and Tom are talking about playing a board game, when Jonny tells Tom how he Glenned himself.

Jonny: Aw man, I had a book sitting on my lap while I was playing that game. I got so mad I slammed my fist on the book, and it hit me in the balls.

Tom: Aw man, you totally Glenned !
Glenned by Zoltaris November 30, 2011
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