1 definition by Zoltaris

Glenned

The act of accidently striking oneself in one's balls, in an unusual way.

Jonny and Tom are talking about playing a board game, when Jonny tells Tom how he Glenned himself.

Jonny: Aw man, I had a book sitting on my lap while I was playing that game. I got so mad I slammed my fist on the book, and it hit me in the balls.

Tom: Aw man, you totally Glenned !

by Zoltaris November 30, 2011