Glenned

When a friend ditches you early, leaving you alone, typically in a msn conversation

Tim: Jase mate, stay with us up late on msn yeah?
Jase: Sure thing man
*Jase signs off*
Tim: I just got glenned!

Glenned by UDkid123 September 22, 2010

Glenned

The act of accidently striking oneself in one's balls, in an unusual way.

Jonny and Tom are talking about playing a board game, when Jonny tells Tom how he Glenned himself.

Jonny: Aw man, I had a book sitting on my lap while I was playing that game. I got so mad I slammed my fist on the book, and it hit me in the balls.

Tom: Aw man, you totally Glenned !

Glenned by Zoltaris November 30, 2011

glenned

The result of having a few too many alcoholic beverages offered, and in tune consumed. Leads to a hangover that limits one's ability to perform the following day.

I couldn't say no to those tasty cocktails he kept mixing and ended up so glenned that I could barely function on Sunday.

glenned by boldaddy May 1, 2009

glenned

The act of stealing or attempting to steal anothers female partner.

Glenning - The act whilst being under took

A right glen - a person who is well known for glenning

I was right in with that tasty tart til that fat fucker over there glenned me

glenned by Hairspray August 3, 2006

Glenned

Absolutely fucked up

'This dude got glenned'

Glenned by Unnecessarybantz April 19, 2018

Glenned

A false promise from a "friend". Also used when ghosted.

"Hey did the whole class come to your party?"

"Mostly everyone, but Rob glenned me.

"Fucking glen"

Also, "hey will you come see me today like you promised?"

"Sorry j have to drive my gf somewhere"

Glenned by Kiwi246 April 13, 2019

Glenned

To dupe someone into unknowingly view the Get Glenned photo.

"God damnit I just got glenned".

Glenned by Colton Swanson is a Faggot June 28, 2021