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(Noun)Short for GamerzLAN a gaming compound in upstate New York comprised of Computer Gamers who flock to play video games for 10 hours every Saturday. The attendees are known as GLANiacs and are loyal to their one true leader the charasmatic Karza (who is often likened to David Koresh of Waco fame) The gaming flock often showers Karza with gifts such as speakers, PC parts, and even binary clocks to show their appreciation for his guidance and constant supply of Bawls. Some argue that GLAN is a verb used to describe the act of gaming at the GamerzLAN compound.
Noun: You going to the GLAN this weekend?
Verb: Are you going to GLAN this weekend?
GLAN by Dulles September 12, 2005
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Glan is word derived from Welsh language meaning pure. In some context it is used as clear, clean, holy.

The word could be an elaboration of “glyn”, meaning "valley"

Origin of the word : Welsh, Irish.
The river water is of glan. Its bright and purest form we can get.
glan by Walley Wells November 23, 2021
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A word to express happiness or approval.
Today was pretty glan.

That was a glan moment.
Glan by BroDawg2 March 2, 2022
OH MY GLAN
Glan by GlanFan March 15, 2022
Behaving with intense sexual interest, specifically in men; being horny, lustful, randy, or intent on sexual activity; thinking with your dick/cock.
"That chick at the party last night was so hot!! As soon as I saw her, I was on the 'glan plan.'"

"Oh honey, just ignore those losers! They haven't been laid in months, and now they are all on the glan plan."

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P.I.G. stands for Pigs in-a Glanket
What's a glanket?
It's a glow in the dark blanket.
Glanket by That guy in the pants January 20, 2019