Glange

A shortened name for Glandular fever, aka kissing disease

Guy #1: Oh shit, I think I've caught glange from that bird I got off with last week
Guy #2: Shit man

by jonnynoctu May 7, 2016

Glange

Glange is a way of describing an old woman's vagina when you see it for the first time.

Wow mom that's one hell of a glange you've got going on there.
Glange, fanny, Sputterage, old woman vagina, flange

by Frosty jacks sloppy mouth May 30, 2016

Glange

A Glange is a person addicted to methamphetimine that enjoys poetry. They’re normally found in the middle of roundabouts doing a line of coke, maybe more if you’re lucky.

They’re incredibly rare so if you find one KEEP THEM, they need very special care and if you don’t look after them properly they’ll go insane and get on all fours and give your feet a little licky licky.

Boy 1 “I’m so sad man, there’s something missing in my life I need some spajazz in it”
Boy 2 “I know exactly what you need, you need a glange”

by MingeEater101 May 27, 2020

Glange

When some excess vaginal fluid gets caught in a womans pubic hair.

Holy shit look at heathers glange!!! Its seeping through her underwear!!!

by huntington dale April 4, 2006

Ganges Surprise

The act of ejaculating into one's palm and slapping someone.

Fred: What's happening dude?
Bob: Ganges surprise!!
Fred: What the heck is that??
Bob: My sperm. Duh.

by SkittleLicker April 29, 2011

Glanket

A glow in the dark blanked.

P.I.G. stands for Pigs in-a Glanket
What's a glanket?
It's a glow in the dark blanket.

by That guy in the pants January 20, 2019

Hermione Granger

The cleverest witch at Hogwarts. While she can sometimes be a know-it-all, she has a large heart and is intensely loyal to her friends. Wife to Ron, Mother to Rose and Hugo, Admired by all.

How I wish I could be Hermione Granger.

by Hermione At Heart October 27, 2009