Glange

A shortened name for Glandular fever, aka kissing disease

Guy #1: Oh shit, I think I've caught glange from that bird I got off with last week
Guy #2: Shit man

by jonnynoctu May 7, 2016

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Glange

Glange is a way of describing an old woman's vagina when you see it for the first time.

Wow mom that's one hell of a glange you've got going on there.
Glange, fanny, Sputterage, old woman vagina, flange

by Frosty jacks sloppy mouth May 30, 2016

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A Glange is a person addicted to methamphetimine that enjoys poetry. They’re normally found in the middle of roundabouts doing a line of coke, maybe more if you’re lucky.

They’re incredibly rare so if you find one KEEP THEM, they need very special care and if you don’t look after them properly they’ll go insane and get on all fours and give your feet a little licky licky.

Boy 1 “I’m so sad man, there’s something missing in my life I need some spajazz in it”
Boy 2 “I know exactly what you need, you need a glange”

by MingeEater101 May 27, 2020

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Glange

When some excess vaginal fluid gets caught in a womans pubic hair.

Holy shit look at heathers glange!!! Its seeping through her underwear!!!

by huntington dale April 4, 2006

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Glang

Glaaang- noun- The positive recognition of a sexual inuendo culminating in a hyperbolic gesture of excitement/ arousal (i.e. a hand shake or simply speaking the word "glang")

Glaaang- verb- (1)To call attention to an inadvertent sexual inuendo. (2)To be sexual (3) To simulate a vagina with a hand shake gesture (4) To have sex (5) To have oral sex (6) To have sex-related swagger (7) To reach climax... See more

Glaaang- adj- Possessing attractive physical attributes; eye pleasing. syn.- sexy

Origin: 2009-2010 (from the hood) pre fix: gla- gulliness, swag; suffix: ang- booty, ass, pussy.

"Yo son, you seen'd that ass on shawty? Glang!"

by Five Glang General March 8, 2010

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