Women whom are lucky enough to be born with the elite "pristine" vagina which many women opt to obtain through surgical procedures, which noticeably lacks saggy or meat curtains, "roast beef", "brisket", or "Philly Cheese-steak".

Women who have such surgeries done (labiaplasty) are socially said to have "joined Team Glamour Puss".

Women who fall under the category of Team Glamour Puss have vaginas with physical appearance that most people are comfortable with. While ugly and unpleasant vaginas may be in the majority, these are the ones men (and lesbians dream about while they are pounding and daring to muff dive in the ugly ones.

Thoughts of Female Watching Porn: "This porno is lame, the guy is hot but I'm too distracted by the unsightly appearance of his female co-star's meat curtains to enjoy his techniques... I'm so glad I'm Team Glamour Puss!!!"

Exclamation: "Team Glamour Puss For The Win!!!"

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glamour puss

a sexually attractive female, to which one may imagin has an aesthetically and physically pleasing vagina.

"wow, check that out that glamour puss."

"cor blimey! i wouldn't mind abit of that glamour puss mate, would you."

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glamour-puss

A girl that has a real glamourus face that you would like to ejaculate(SKEET) on.

Look at her she's a glamour-puss Ray would like her.

glamour-puss by RAY, RAY1ER, STRAWBERI FANDANGGER, GLAMOUR-PUSS MANIAC. October 27, 2007

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baby deener glamour puss

Young genius scallywag lite footed man

Oh no...baby deener glamour puss is stuck in a tree!

baby deener glamour puss by Didrah November 17, 2020

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glamourpuss

a beautiful and attractive female

His sister couldn't have been more of a glamourpuss.

glamourpuss by The Return of Light Joker June 2, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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