Women whom are lucky enough to be born with the elite "pristine" vagina which many women opt to obtain through surgical procedures, which noticeably lacks saggy or meat curtains, "roast
beef", "brisket", or "Philly Cheese-steak".
Women who have such surgeries done (labiaplasty) are socially said to have "joined Team Glamour Puss".
Women who fall under the category of Team Glamour Puss have vaginas with physical appearance that most
people are comfortable with. While
ugly and unpleasant vaginas
may be in the majority, these are the ones men (and lesbians dream about while they are pounding and daring to muff dive in the
ugly ones.
Thoughts of
Female Watching Porn: "This porno is
lame, the guy is
hot but I'm too distracted by the unsightly appearance of his female co-star's meat curtains to enjoy his techniques... I'm so glad I'm Team Glamour Puss!!!"
Exclamation: "Team Glamour Puss For The Win!!!"