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Musty Goaltender 

When you go down on the woman and her underwear maybe should have been changed a few days ago.
Ouch, I went down on Alison Hannigan and there was a musty goaltender down there last night.
Musty Goaltender by ski9600 September 1, 2009

paul alfred giltendez 

paul alfred giltendez
no definition is required
why are you so paul alfred giltendez
idk ur so balls

gartender 

A non-black woman or girl who has sex with black men.
"Wow, Jennifer has spend spending a lot of time at the basketball games."

"I know, she's really become quite the gartender"
gartender by Lashawn December 8, 2006

Oklahoma Goaltender 

(Requires foreskin) Before cumming pull your foreskin over the head to block it
She was about to finish me off and she pulled an Oklahoma goaltender on me.
Oklahoma Goaltender by Re alnegro August 24, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022