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Girl Bestie 

It's your female best friend when you're a guy. She's your bestie who happens to be your girl. Not, I repeat, NOT your girlfriend. These are two separate people.
"My girl bestie hates my girlfriend." "Why, cause she's jealous?" "No, she'd rather chew busted glass than bust it open. She thinks my girl is a snakey bitch."
Girl Bestie by Auntie Coon July 7, 2025

Ask out your girl bestie

May 21
The day you ask your bestie (Valerie)

Give your girl Bestie a hoodie 

If it’s October 19th then you need to give your girl best friend a hoodie whether you like it or not.
Girl bestie: “Hey it’s National give your Girl bestie a hoodie day”
Guy: “alright, here ya go take it.”

bestie girl 

A boy that is you’re bestie but occasionally acts like a girl; most likely named Patrick
“Hey bestie girl” - you
Shut up” - them
bestie girl by j.flosa August 4, 2019

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026