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Goffredo 

A person that is tottaly good to his friends, and could give his life to save another. If a person loves him, he will love them equaly back.
"He is such an Goffredo with me!"
Goffredo by Pedrox June 16, 2019

Gioffrey 

Gioffrey is a fun guy to be with, usually the source of all the jokes. But Gioffrey tends to be a little moody and is quiet for most of the time before cracking a joke. He's strong on the outside but also very tender in the inside. At first glance, he may not seem like it, but Gioffrey is actually quite smart. Gioffrey is a little understood and may act mean, but really it's his way of showing affection.
"Gioffrey's really good at math."

"Gioffrey has the cutest smile!"
Gioffrey by unabonita5 August 18, 2021

Geoffred 

A nice guy to be around.He can be inappropriate sometimes.A Geoffred is Very funny and smart if you want to be friends with him. He likes to play a lot of sports and video games.A Geoffred won’t fight you unless you try to start the fight.He You really want to keep in your life he will always be there no matter what.
I wish I had Geoffred
Geoffred by Geoffred May 14, 2020
A Gioffre is able to fix a broken heart. A Gioffre can fill an empty space in someone’s heart. A Gioffre can make the lost found. A Gioffre can make the unwanted wanted. A Gioffre can make the unloved loved. A Gioffre is a gift from God. A Gioffre is love. A Gioffre can find you and complete you. And if you ever find an unclejosephgioffre you become the luckiest person ever because then you have met the best man in the whole world.
A Gioffre takes in what was given away and maker it whole again. A Gioffre is joy. A Gioffre is love.
gioffre by mamababeontrend April 13, 2022

The Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White 

The Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White is the illegitimate child of Francesca Gioffre of Scila Italy, and an Italian/French man. Caterina Maria Gioffre White is the wife to Brett White of Casa Bella, New Albany, who together raised five children. Matthew, Pretty Girl Kylia, Princess Francesca, Andre, and Puppy Brode of the Estate of Casa Bella. Caterina Maria Gioffre White Is the privileged human to the Great VALENTINO LUIGI RICARDO WHITE of the Animal Kingdom of Heaven who was sent to bring love. Caterina Maria Gioffre White Is an Attorney, who wrote poetry to escape man’s foolishness. Caterina Maria Gioffre White Was found by the royal Gioffre family who completed her. Caterina Maria Gioffre White Is hated by the JAN, surviving her wickedness. Caterina Maria Gioffre White‘s poetry sits in the halls of every library and countless homes, translated to 60 languages her poems tell of the lives and times of a woman who loved, wrestling with the unkindness humans were capable of and seeking to reconcile good and evil existing within those closest to her, including herself. Often ending her poems with, chandelier oh chandelier, she struggled with the meaning of life. Caterina Maria Gioffre White Loved her Valentino from the animal world with a love as strong as that which she had for any human. Her animal Valentino survived her death, loving to the age of 40 and dying in her arms as they shut their eyes and their kingdoms merged.
The Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White Is a name that annoys Matthew White. The Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White Makes other family members smile. The phrases The Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White Brought great sadness once to the The Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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