gimzer

An extremely cheap person looking to make or take a penny at any opportunity.

Jim is such a gimzer, I caught him fishing a nickel out of a Walmart urinal with his bare hands.

by Dr. Nasty24 February 18, 2017

Gimpery

The commiting of an act of gimpishness.

Fred was up to his usual gimpery.

by Gallagsn December 2, 2003

gimpery

Gimpery is to Gimps as Buggery is to randy little Buggers.

You boy, stop that gimpery post-haste.

by Joniquai January 5, 2004

gimper

Someone who hates mediocrity, an overachiever, always doing his/her best in everything, is not satisfied with "it's okay"; it has to be "it's great!"

1) He can never settle for anything less than what's best for him because of the gimper in him.
2) That's such a gimper move bro, running two miles instead of the one mile that coach asked.
3) Gimpers never quit.

by Ardor Mentor June 22, 2010

gimner

hardened fecal matter, euphemistically referred to as "bowel movement" sometimes.

gunner #1: I took a mean corn-laced gimner after I ate at Luby's yesterday.

gunner #2: I guarantee you the gimner I took was bigger. It was the derm resident of all gimners.

normal student: who gives a gimner? get a life.

by trollololololololololmao December 6, 2012

gimmer

old git,wrinkly,decrepid pensioner

you f*cking old Gimmer,stop dodging coffins!!!

by mysterious chicken June 15, 2003

Gimper Boyz

The absolute most laziest fucks you've ever even heard of in your life. They lay around all day every day hogging every bit of Internet bandwidth looking up things that lower their IQ and further their paranoia about everything. They also wonder why they can't find employment although they've never even attempted to fill out an application with all their bandwidth hogging. They would attempt to wash a dish occasionally but after breaking an arm trying to lift a tablespoon with their little toothpicks they no longer attempt to try. These gimper Boyz epitomize laziness in every way possible. They also don't own a real stereo but sometimes attempt to crank their music on their crappy little computer speakers.

Those Gimper Boyz sure are some worthless sons of bitches. I'm surprised they didn't get winded walking all the way from the couch to the computer chair.

by Blindwilliesyphillis July 5, 2017