gimner

hardened fecal matter, euphemistically referred to as "bowel movement" sometimes.

gunner #1: I took a mean corn-laced gimner after I ate at Luby's yesterday.

gunner #2: I guarantee you the gimner I took was bigger. It was the derm resident of all gimners.

normal student: who gives a gimner? get a life.

by trollololololololololmao December 6, 2012

gimner

A person with a tendency to relate the contents of their spam messages to friends, family and co-workers - especially those with embarrassing and/or sexual content.

Gimner: "Hey, check out this spam I just got, it says 'impress your girlfriend with your schlong by rubbing our new radioactive ciarlis paste on it'... How gross is that? Yes, I know I'm phoning you at 3am mom, I just thought it was funny."

by fecker9999 July 21, 2008

Gimpery

The commiting of an act of gimpishness.

Fred was up to his usual gimpery.

by Gallagsn December 2, 2003

Craig Gilner

The character featured in It's Kind of a Funny Story by Ned Vizzini. He checks himself into a mental hospital and stays there for a few days. Ned Vizzini wrote the book in approximately one month and used about 85% of his actual experience; he added in the love triangle, changed his age during the events, manipulated the races and personalities of the actual people there, and changed some names around.

1: Isn't Craig Gilner awesome?
2: Yeah, he was pretty much based off of Ned Vizzini himself. Obviously he's cool.

by IAmBritish March 20, 2009

gimpery

Gimpery is to Gimps as Buggery is to randy little Buggers.

You boy, stop that gimpery post-haste.

by Joniquai January 5, 2004

gimper

Someone who hates mediocrity, an overachiever, always doing his/her best in everything, is not satisfied with "it's okay"; it has to be "it's great!"

1) He can never settle for anything less than what's best for him because of the gimper in him.
2) That's such a gimper move bro, running two miles instead of the one mile that coach asked.
3) Gimpers never quit.

by Ardor Mentor June 22, 2010

Giner shiner

A term for you to use if a lesbian talks shit to you. Call them a giner shiner. It's like cocksucker, but more gender appropriate.

She was being so rude so Omar came to the defence and called her a Giner Shiner

by 1986van September 22, 2020