A GIMPism is essentially a filter such as lens flare or a spyrogimp or edit such as value invert. It effects how an image looks. The term is only to distinguish between image editing filters and Snapchat filters (Because an alarming amount of people forgot what a GIMPism was.)
howisthisafakename: here's an image
(Image sent)
fatguyenthusiast69: hold on i'll apply some GIMPisms to it later and make it crispy.
1) a term used to degrade your buddies who are not good enough to be called a chode. In other words, they are not worthy of chode status.
2) a term used to describe a friend who cannot open his/her mouth without making a sexual reference that includes obscene language. Usually happening around preachers, parents, and/or bosses.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.