gimpafied 

To turn something cool or normal into something retarted

He had a cool truck untill he lowered it, now its all gimpafied!!!

gimpafied by crazyfock November 5, 2003

gimpdified

Having the quality of inadequate performance and/or functionality as the result of egregious mismanagement especially that resultant from a design committee or other bureaucratic process.

I had the access to data and tools to peform my job requirements, until someone gimpdified my login, now I can't do anything.

gimpdified by Anonymous Coworker July 9, 2004

Pimpafied

1. To make something as good as it can get.
2. To turn anything into what a pimp would love.

1. Joe's apartment sure is pimpafied.

2. That ride is totaly pimpafied.

Pimpafied by Dr. Adam Caldwell June 30, 2011

gimpaired 

(adjective): So battered on alcohol/drugs that, when attempting a simple task, one's basic functions are impaired, often in a comical way.

He was so gimpaired he couldn't even speak, let alone stand up.

gimpaired by William Chadwick October 7, 2007