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n. a short, very-bearded dwarf capable of unknown abilities in drunkeness and sexual deviance.

1 v. to drink an entire keg alone without succumbing to alcohol-poisoning, or at least slaying a dragon before you do.

2 v. to do a kirk drunk
n. In the times of yore, Gimlett roamed the land freely with a flask in one mit and a six-foot axe in the other.

v1. "Aww! Did he just Gimlett that whole thing?"

v2. "Yeah, and he went in there and Gimletted all of those cheerleaders! Right in the thomas!"
gimlett by disturbed goldfish December 1, 2005
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Gillette blade 

The word women in the 1950’s used to describe bisexual women- because they “cut both ways”.

A clever and subtle way to describe someone who is bisexual.
Sarah: It’s obvious she’s into guys... but she was hardcore flirting with me last night.

Jess: Maybe she’s a Gillette Blade!

Gilletting 

Staying up late playing video games and jerking off. In order to compete the Gillette you must also fall asleep at work due to the late night of jerking off and playing video games.
You see Nick over there? He must have been gilletting all night he can barely stay away.
Gilletting by geechsmellhound November 4, 2012

a girlett cut 

This is a young female with a mulett style hairstyle.
Cindy got a girlett cut at the salon.
a girlett cut by I, Wreckerrr April 20, 2021

Gillette Regret 

The moment after shaving your face in which you immediately wish you had not shaved off your facial hair.
As soon as I shaved off my goatee, I suffered from Gillette Regret.
Gillette Regret by jtunney December 31, 2010

Waxxy Gillette 

When two friends are double teaming a girl and one prematurely ejaculates inside the girls anus right before switching positions with his friend and is too embarrassed to tell anyone what hes done. The other friend then receives a shocking surprise upon insertion.
Dude, he totally gave me a waxxy gillette last night!
Waxxy Gillette by meow1 June 12, 2009

gillette bayonet 

a name of a kind of prison shank made out of melting a disposable razor blade into a toothbrush or pen with the cutting edge of the blade exposed. used primarily for inflicting injury by slashing other than stabbing.
in the episode cutting edge of the tv series oz, Miguel Alvarez shanks Jorge Vasquez by cutting his throat with a gillette bayonet.
gillette bayonet by crock_talkk January 20, 2010
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