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Giftcard Giveaway 

When you want someone to join your free gift card giveaway by liking the video, turning on notifications, subscribing to the channel and commenting down below 'I subscribed'
Wanna join my free giftcard giveaway?
Giftcard Giveaway by JTDOLAN January 1, 2018

Roblox Giftcard 

A card that you want to buy from Gamestop or any other shop with your mom's credit card.
Son: mom can i go to gamestop i want a roblox giftcard $50
Mom: no because you will spend all the money on it
Roblox Giftcard by Roglox99 April 21, 2019

V-Card Giftcard 

When someone loses their virginity on their birthday
Billy: What'd you get your girlfriend for her birthday?
Tim: I gave her a v-card giftcard
V-Card Giftcard by Akeyyo July 17, 2018

Amazon Giftcard 

A form of flirting in the 21st century. You send your crush an Amazon giftcard, where they can purchase anything their heart desires. It is particularly effective for courting millennials.
Dude 1: Bro idk how to get this girl's attention
Dude 2: Have you tried sending her an Amazon giftcard? Works every time, no girl would ever deny a guy a date after receiving one
Amazon Giftcard by teeenerr October 12, 2017

gift card 

a) A brilliant invention of retailers whereby they can lock in advance sales without providing any goods or services, knowing that the gift card will force the recipient into their store who will most likely spend an additional amount above & beyond the card value, although the retailer ultimately hopes that the gift card will be lost or destroyed before said goods or services are redeemed.

b) A device whereby the giver can impose their will upon the receiver, but not necessarily provide the receiver with want they want.

c) A financial instrument providing income for 3rd parties, who purchase unneeded gift cards for 90 cents on the dollar and resell them for 95 cents on the dollar.

d) A foolish thing to send in the mail to a friend.
I'm giving gift cards so my friends can eat at restaurant "x" and see a movie at theater "y". I don't want to give cash and trust them to honor my request to go enjoy dinner and a movie at their favorite places.

I didn't realize that sending a gift card in the mail is even dumber than mailing cash. In fact, a gift card in an envelope is much easier for a thief to detect than cash. I guess that's why someone invented CHECKS many years ago, duh.
gift card by MtBikeManiac January 5, 2014

gift card laundering 

The act of using a gift card to purchase another gift card of equal or slightly greater value in order to hide the fact that you're just regifting the original gift card.
After I do some gift card laundering at the mall today, these gift cards I got last Christmas will be squeaky clean and ready for regifting. No one will ever catch on to my operation - muhahaHAHA!
gift card laundering by Jeema December 7, 2009