ghostwipe

after dropping a duce, a wipe that turns out to by unecessary; nothing is present on the tp

I just dropped a mad dook, and to my suprise i followed it up with a ghostwipe

by poop stain December 14, 2004

Ghostwhippin' Babies

1. (verb) to write an incredible verse for another MC to spit. takes the idea of ghostwriting to another level.

2. (verb) to get away with the most heinous of crimes without any repercussions.

3. (verb) to ghostride the whip down the highway at a speed of at least 60 mph.

4. (noun) the MC name of Isaac "Ghostwhippin' Babies" Lehman.

1. I heard that Jay-Z ghostwrote Still D.R.E for Dr. Dre, but Isaac Lehman was ghostwhippin' babies for Max SG in the studio the other day.

2. Isaac was ghostwhippin' babies, dude. I saw this video where he punched the shit out of this bitch who got on stage while he was spittin', and nobody did anything about it.

3. You think you're tough ghostriding the whip around that church parking lot, let's see you ghostwhip babies.

4. Isaac "Ghostwhippin' Babies" Lehman spit a crazy verse on that new album, 'MAXimum Quality'.

by the Justice Poet April 19, 2010

ghost wipe

the result of wiping one's anus after a clean bowel movement. There is no fecal matter residue on the toilet paper after the first wipe. The wad would resemble that of a ghost after he/she makes feces.

After moving her bowels, Mrs. Jones was pleasantly suprised to have a ghost wipe for the second straight day.

by Alfonso P. McLean April 4, 2004

Ghostwheel

An artificial intelligence crafted by Merlin of Amber in Roger Zelazny's Amber mythology. Noted for its capability to transport people and objects through Shadow.

"After finishing construction, Merlin set Ghostwheel to work indexing Shadows in the same way that a search engine indexes the internet. Similar to a search engine, Ghostwheel can find, track, and retrieve objects from Shadow; this includes the ability to move people and objects between Shadows. Ghostwheel operates by creating pseudo-Trumps for every mutation of Shadow and then searching them."

by MockingbirdQ February 12, 2014

ghostwriter

somebody who writes lyrics secretly for another person and they get payed to do it

1)Nas ghostwrites for FoxyBrown

by Lip November 6, 2003

ghostwrite the 'script

Ghostwriting a scientific manuscript (e.g., one to be published in a major medical journal). A play on the phrase "ghostride the whip" popularized by hip hop culture from the San Francisco Bay Area.

Executive from big pharma: "How can we present the data from our new drug study in a credible, impartial light?"
Ghostwriter: "I'll ghostwrite the 'script, negotiate with a highly regarded physician for authorship, and submit it to the New England Journal of Medicine."

by madbay November 18, 2009

Ghost Wipe

That amazing moment after pooping when you grasp the folded toilet paper and majestically wipe your butt only to find that there's no poop to wipe. The remains of loose poop and dinkleberries went down with the clonk of poop. A type of Poop-Score

Guy in bathroom-SCORE!!
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in bathroom-I just got a ghost wipe!
Guy outside of bathroom-Nice! Bonus!

by king of the porcelain throne May 16, 2014