4 definitions by Alfonso P. McLean

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a woman found drunk outside a bar or party often lying in the gutter.
I wasn't sure if I was going to hook up last night until I met that gutter piece outside Tito's place. She was wearing a tank top that smelled like piss.
by Alfonso P. McLean March 03, 2008
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the result of wiping one's anus after a clean bowel movement. There is no fecal matter residue on the toilet paper after the first wipe. The wad would resemble that of a ghost after he/she makes feces.
After moving her bowels, Mrs. Jones was pleasantly suprised to have a ghost wipe for the second straight day.
by Alfonso P. McLean April 04, 2004
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describes the condition when diarrhea is inevitable and a restroom of any sort must be found immediately. This is preceded by code yellow and followed by the dreaded code brown.
Uncle Charlie rushed to the nearest bathroom as his condition worsened to Code Red. It was likely to be a photo finish.
by Alfonso P. McLean April 13, 2004
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a friend who rides in a car with a group of females after the bar closes to ensure they come back to your house for a late night gathering. The stowaway helps thwart the negative energy carried by the overly cautious fat, or bitchy female of the group who thinks they should just go home.
I wasn't sure if those girls were actually going to come back to our place after the bar closed. Fortunately, Uncle Bob talked his way into their car and became a stowaway.
by Alfonso P. McLean March 03, 2008
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