ghostmob

A group of individuals who will rob you blind but nobody ever sees them. Will also engage in illegal activities but are not seen in the act of preforming these activities.

Dam someone stole my car but I didn't see or hear anything! I got hit by a ghostmob.

by Ghostmob1 January 2, 2017

Ghostjob

When an inexperienced girl attempts to give a handjob and she barely grabs onto the shaft resulting in barely any good feeling whatsoever.

Antonym: Gripjob

The only thing worse than a girl being a tease about giving you a handjob is a girl giving you a ghostjob.

by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009

Ghostjob

When a female (or male) gives head under the covers, giving the appearance that a ghost is giving you a blowjob.

"Dude I couldn't stop laughing because as soon as she went under the covers, it just looked like a ghostjob."

"Once I was having sex with a homeless lady in my apartment and she totally gave me a ghostjob."

by GhostfaceKillam October 18, 2011

ghostjob

When a ghost gives you a handjob

"Is this house haunted?"

"I've heard it is, why?"

"Because I had a dream last night I got the best handjob ever, and when I woke up this morning Patrick Swayze was laying in bed next to me smoking a cigarette."

"Dammmmmmn, you got ghostjobbed!"

by Ollimental April 8, 2010

Ghostrobate

Verb.
Go-Stro-bait
The Act Of a Ghost masturbating.

I'm Casper, a lonely ghost. im fat and homely. so basically noone likes me. i ghostrobate often to ease the pain and to prevent ghostly blue balls.

by Gosef The Pissed Off Serbian August 19, 2008

Ghostjob

when a ghost or spirit's crotch passes through someone's face. most often in anime

Did you see that? Ryuk gave that guy a Ghostjob!!!!

by The_Mask_Man December 7, 2014