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Ghostjob
When an inexperienced girl attempts to give a handjob and she barely grabs onto the shaft resulting in barely any good feeling whatsoever.
Antonym: Gripjob
Antonym: Gripjob
The only thing worse than a girl being a tease about giving you a handjob is a girl giving you a ghostjob.
Ghostjob by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009
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Ghostjob
When a female (or male) gives head under the covers, giving the appearance that a ghost is giving you a blowjob.
"Dude I couldn't stop laughing because as soon as she went under the covers, it just looked like a ghostjob."
"Once I was having sex with a homeless lady in my apartment and she totally gave me a ghostjob."
"Once I was having sex with a homeless lady in my apartment and she totally gave me a ghostjob."
Ghostjob by GhostfaceKillam October 18, 2011
ghostjob
"Is this house haunted?"
"I've heard it is, why?"
"Because I had a dream last night I got the best handjob ever, and when I woke up this morning Patrick Swayze was laying in bed next to me smoking a cigarette."
"Dammmmmmn, you got ghostjobbed!"
"I've heard it is, why?"
"Because I had a dream last night I got the best handjob ever, and when I woke up this morning Patrick Swayze was laying in bed next to me smoking a cigarette."
"Dammmmmmn, you got ghostjobbed!"
ghostjob by Ollimental April 8, 2010
Ghostrobate
I'm Casper, a lonely ghost. im fat and homely. so basically noone likes me. i ghostrobate often to ease the pain and to prevent ghostly blue balls.
Ghostrobate by Gosef The Pissed Off Serbian August 19, 2008
Ghostjob
Ghostjob by The_Mask_Man December 7, 2014
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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