Ghostjob 

When an inexperienced girl attempts to give a handjob and she barely grabs onto the shaft resulting in barely any good feeling whatsoever.

Antonym: Gripjob

The only thing worse than a girl being a tease about giving you a handjob is a girl giving you a ghostjob.

Ghostjob by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009

Ghostjob 

When a female (or male) gives head under the covers, giving the appearance that a ghost is giving you a blowjob.

"Dude I couldn't stop laughing because as soon as she went under the covers, it just looked like a ghostjob."

"Once I was having sex with a homeless lady in my apartment and she totally gave me a ghostjob."

Ghostjob by GhostfaceKillam October 18, 2011

ghostjob 

When a ghost gives you a handjob

"Is this house haunted?"

"I've heard it is, why?"

"Because I had a dream last night I got the best handjob ever, and when I woke up this morning Patrick Swayze was laying in bed next to me smoking a cigarette."

"Dammmmmmn, you got ghostjobbed!"

ghostjob by Ollimental April 8, 2010

Ghostjob 

when a ghost or spirit's crotch passes through someone's face. most often in anime

Did you see that? Ryuk gave that guy a Ghostjob!!!!

Ghostjob by The_Mask_Man December 7, 2014

ghost job 

while wearing a sheet with holes for the eyes and mouth. The act of oral sex is performed. while the female is the wearing the sheet/ghost costume. The guy must be spooked or it will not work.

Also known as "Geej", "GJ", "Ghosty", "Ghost to the most"

Daaaamn girl, you fine! Let me get a ghost job in the corner!

ghost job by macock, Jmurk, dr. rob, Gjcobe July 12, 2009

Ghost Job 

When you get a hand/blow job, and are unable to remember it.

Brock: Hey man, have you had any action lately?
Kyle: I don't even know, I may have had a ghost job.

Ghost Job by lockenload23 August 8, 2016

Ghost Job 

You get a Ghost Job when your girlfriend says she is going to give you a blow job later but never does.

Bro1:"Hey man, every time I give my girl head first, she gives me a Ghost Job."

Bro2:"Damn, those are the worst!"

Ghost Job by dicknose May 6, 2014