"Is this house haunted?"
"I've heard it is, why?"
"Because I had a dream last night I got the best handjob ever, and when I woke up this morning Patrick Swayze was laying in bed next to me smoking a cigarette."
"Dammmmmmn, you got ghostjobbed!"
"I've heard it is, why?"
"Because I had a dream last night I got the best handjob ever, and when I woke up this morning Patrick Swayze was laying in bed next to me smoking a cigarette."
"Dammmmmmn, you got ghostjobbed!"
by Ollimental April 08, 2010
When an inexperienced girl attempts to give a handjob and she barely grabs onto the shaft resulting in barely any good feeling whatsoever.
Antonym: Gripjob
Antonym: Gripjob
The only thing worse than a girl being a tease about giving you a handjob is a girl giving you a ghostjob.
by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009
When a female (or male) gives head under the covers, giving the appearance that a ghost is giving you a blowjob.
"Dude I couldn't stop laughing because as soon as she went under the covers, it just looked like a ghostjob."
"Once I was having sex with a homeless lady in my apartment and she totally gave me a ghostjob."
"Once I was having sex with a homeless lady in my apartment and she totally gave me a ghostjob."
by GhostfaceKillam October 18, 2011
by The_Mask_Man December 08, 2014