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Ghostiano penaldo
Ghostiano penaldo is an overrated portuguese player that do Statpads with penalty whenever he ghosted in a match.
Ghostiano penaldo can do anything just to play against some pizza makers countries during international break, such as; Faroe island, Luxembourg, Latvia, Andorra, Azerbaijan, etc.
Penaldo move from Real madrid to Juventus just to challenge the football God Lionel Messi, but ended up taking the 9 times seria A champions to Europa. What a sad story of Ghostiano penaldo.
Ghostiano penaldo can do anything just to play against some pizza makers countries during international break, such as; Faroe island, Luxembourg, Latvia, Andorra, Azerbaijan, etc.
Penaldo move from Real madrid to Juventus just to challenge the football God Lionel Messi, but ended up taking the 9 times seria A champions to Europa. What a sad story of Ghostiano penaldo.
Ghostiano penaldo by anonymous May 1, 2021
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Ghostbrate by millerchill April 25, 2010
ghostbating
ghostbating by Stricker March 13, 2008
ghostbaiting
A term for an adjacent phenomenon to ghosting, in which someone you have been interacting with through text or social media doesn't ignore you altogether, but instead takes 3 days to reply to you, and does it in perfunctory, monosyllabic fashion hoping that you'll get the drift and disappear for them.
Hey dude, how’s it going with you and Jennifer?
Not great. She only responds every couple days with one-word texts, I think she’s ghostbaiting me.
Not great. She only responds every couple days with one-word texts, I think she’s ghostbaiting me.
ghostbaiting by BandH8r August 16, 2019
ghostbrand
A "company" portraying themselves as an authentic manufacturer or a product but in reality another separate manufacturer does all of the production behind the scenes. The ghostbrand has nothing to do with the manufacturing. Many new internet brands would fit the definition of a ghostbrand as they're often little more than internet marketing companies who sign up for private label programs offered by existing manufacturers who do all of the production, manufacturing and in some cases order handling and drop-shipping direct to a customer. As all of the production is done by another manufacturer, all the ghostbrand has to do all day is marketing. Example: Casper mattress. They are not a mattress manufacturer, they don't make their own product -- someone else does. They are actually just a marketing brand pretending to be a mattress manufacturer. Ghostbrands usually grow through shady affiliate marketing techniques, such as through commissioned "reviewers" on platforms like youtube whereby reviewers are paid hefty commissions for pretending to give unbiased reviews when users click their link and make a purchase or use discount codes.
Oh, you bought a insert ghostbrand? Congratulations, you just enriched a marketing company that pretends to make that product. Nice one bruh.
ghostbrand by NotAnInfluencer May 10, 2020
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