I wanted to get rid of the ghost of the past, my little goat dying
The ghost of my past injured my sister
The ghost of my past injured my sister
by DJAL April 17, 2014
n. a phenomenon that has cropped up recently due to the prevalence of social networking sites including, but not limited to, Facebook. The Ghost of Facebook Past is the collection of all the remnants of your past self that show in your Facebook profile, whether it be music you've since moved on from, shows you used to like but now hate, people you used to know, anything like that.
Results from the nature of people to move in and out of interests in a fluid manner, while the information on Facebook and other sites will not change unless you alter it.
Results from the nature of people to move in and out of interests in a fluid manner, while the information on Facebook and other sites will not change unless you alter it.
Joe: Uh, Chad, your Facebook page says you like Power Rangers.
Chad: Nah, not since junior high. It's just the Ghost of Facebook Past.
Chad: Nah, not since junior high. It's just the Ghost of Facebook Past.
by Stan the Woz December 5, 2011
by dirkdiggler9969 April 25, 2009
The lingering spirit in any room of the house where you or your friends have gotten a woman so hot, she has left a visible reminder on the furniture. (see snail trail)
We are either gonnna cover up that stain or throw away this couch because it reminds me too much of the ghost of pussy past.
by mikeyd June 4, 2005
this is member of a group of friends who keeps in touch with everyones ex girlfriends. the GOP doesnt like trying to get his own girls, so he instead, plays the sympathy card to everyones exes and tries to get hooked up with their friends, by acting as the gay friend. this person has no respect for himself, in turn no respect for the man code and shows it with his disregard for anything but some sympathetic female attention.
guy1: dude, why does he still talk to your ex? he only knows her from you banging her.
guy2 i know, hes the ghost of pussy past.
guy2 i know, hes the ghost of pussy past.
by mav303 May 12, 2010
An ex girlfriend that is always hanging out at your house or with friends of yours and you see her when you go out
by Austin The Great January 26, 2007
The first Christmas Eve after a spouse's parent has passed away, the husband dips his penis into their loved one's urn and has sex with his wife.
By dipping my penis into this urn and letting your vagina swallow the ashes, we are honoring the life of your late Mother. This is, The Ghost of Christmas Past.
by doofmonger May 25, 2010