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The art of casually browsing through your phone in a group of people rather than take part in the conversation. To ignore those you are with to Grom your phone.
"Wow, I can see Tom is just Groming away again instead of talking to his friends"
Groming by Brandon Brit December 12, 2019
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lawn gnoming 

The act of stealing lawn gnomes from people's gardens
me and my buddies went lawn gnoming last night
lawn gnoming by Anonymous June 21, 2003
the state of mind one is in after they have consumed a dosage of mushrooms, the feeling of a psychedelic experience
i ate a bag of mushrooms and i was goomin'
gooming by neal April 4, 2003
Verb - The act of recklessly (under the influence of something illicit or mind altering) going around and stealing lawn gnomes for the sake of a collection purpose. IT is definately fun to take one of your favourite gnomes with you on vacation and take pictures of that gnome from different locations in the world and send it by postcard to the original owner.
<Dude> Yo man lets get retarded and go out on the town
<Pal> Yea man i have a great idea. Let's go gnoming and jack a garbage bag full of yard ornaments.
gnoming by Gito March 23, 2005
The act of driving or walking around town and posing on either people you know, or random people's lawn. When they open the door and see everyone just standing there, their reactions are priceless.
The girls at the sleep over were bored, so they decided to go gnoming at random people's houses and laugh at their reactions.
Gnoming by just_a_girl77 March 3, 2011

Gnoming Squad 

The team of which you go gnoming with. Usually a group of 3 to 5 lifeguards who will proceed to form a team of the best gnome stealers they know. Each squad will have a :
-team leader know as the proffesional gnomer who spots the gnome
-A driver who does not leave the car but willingly offers their car
-and 2-3 gnomers
Proffesional gnomer (PG): Do you want to be on my gnoming squad?
Boy: what's your gnoming squad?
PG: My team that will be leaving on a dangerous mission to collect as many gnomes as possible. It consists of good exercise and enormous amounts of fun!!
Boy: YES PLEASE!