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Groming
The art of casually browsing through your phone in a group of people rather than take part in the conversation. To ignore those you are with to Grom your phone.
Groming by Brandon Brit December 12, 2019
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ghoming • gnoming • Goming • gooming • Groming • Ghoing • Gnoming Squad • Garden gnoming • lawn gnoming
lawn gnoming
lawn gnoming by Anonymous June 21, 2003
gooming
the state of mind one is in after they have consumed a dosage of mushrooms, the feeling of a psychedelic experience
gnoming
Verb - The act of recklessly (under the influence of something illicit or mind altering) going around and stealing lawn gnomes for the sake of a collection purpose. IT is definately fun to take one of your favourite gnomes with you on vacation and take pictures of that gnome from different locations in the world and send it by postcard to the original owner.
Gnoming
The act of driving or walking around town and posing on either people you know, or random people's lawn. When they open the door and see everyone just standing there, their reactions are priceless.
The girls at the sleep over were bored, so they decided to go gnoming at random people's houses and laugh at their reactions.
Gnoming by just_a_girl77 March 3, 2011
Gnoming Squad
The team of which you go gnoming with. Usually a group of 3 to 5 lifeguards who will proceed to form a team of the best gnome stealers they know. Each squad will have a :
-team leader know as the proffesional gnomer who spots the gnome
-A driver who does not leave the car but willingly offers their car
-and 2-3 gnomers
-team leader know as the proffesional gnomer who spots the gnome
-A driver who does not leave the car but willingly offers their car
-and 2-3 gnomers
Proffesional gnomer (PG): Do you want to be on my gnoming squad?
Boy: what's your gnoming squad?
PG: My team that will be leaving on a dangerous mission to collect as many gnomes as possible. It consists of good exercise and enormous amounts of fun!!
Boy: YES PLEASE!
Boy: what's your gnoming squad?
PG: My team that will be leaving on a dangerous mission to collect as many gnomes as possible. It consists of good exercise and enormous amounts of fun!!
Boy: YES PLEASE!
Gnoming Squad by Gnomingpoolhoppers March 18, 2009
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