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Pronounciation: \"Jerr-ard-ee"\

Inaction and indifference in the face of a situation requiring something to be done. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

Named after professional hockey player Daniel Girardi of the New York Rangers.
Verb: "His teammate was getting beaten up but all he did was girardi."

Noun: "When Larry asked his sensible question and John bullied him, all the other guys around were complete girardis."
girardi by Vipers30 January 22, 2010

maylee gherardi 

a pretty person who deserves everything
maylee gherardi is so funny
maylee gherardi by yooyoyoyo November 23, 2021

ghirardelli

An expencive brand of chocolate, that only hotshot walstreet white guys can buy in replace of hersheys.
Get me some of dat ghirardelli bitch.
ghirardelli by foreverstrongiron January 5, 2006

Jake Girardi 

A blue eyed man whose dong is a mile long!
“hey you see that man right there, that’s Jake Girardi….he was 10 inches inside me!”
Jake Girardi by JG97! November 23, 2021

Ghirardelli

A rich black person. Ghirardelli is a fairly expensive chocolate brand.
Dude, this fucking Ghirardelli lookin’ girl just passed me.
Ghirardelli by pileoballs May 19, 2023

girardia 

(1) A major case of "da poops" dat college students get from consuming Philadelphia water.
(2) A similar-to-Definition-Number-One intestinal affliction suffered by da countless naively-trusting clients of da infamous Lawyer Tom due to his American-Greed-level money-laundering.
I'll just attend a small community college and avoid getting mixed up in major lawsuits to hopefully avoid any bouts of girardia.
girardia by QuacksO August 3, 2023
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