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Geesus is a mix of two words :Gerard short form gee and jesus.
Gerard was *crys* the lead singer of My chemical romance. He is the jesus of the emo church and part of the emo trinity
Person 1 I hope I have enough money for all these band t-shirts
Person 2 you better pray to GEEsus
Geesus by ILoveYouGEEsus November 27, 2017
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Gesugao is any facial expression that is stylistically warped in a way meant to depict the “evilness” of a character.
Damn, that girl got the gesugao look going on. Creepy.
gesugao by Gnashty Weeb October 22, 2015
The name of leader of The Holy Emo Trinity, also known as Gerard Way, lead singer of MCR and beloved husband of Frank Iero.
Person 1: "MCR broke up"
Person 2: "OH GEESUS FUCKING IERO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?"
Geesus by FobMcrSomething July 13, 2016
Niche microcelebrity. Most famous sex symbol of Southern Romania. Travels the world by train looking for new adventures and nice people (boys).

Also known as ghezuroiua.
Friend: "Am fost la autogară Ploiești Sud și ghici cine era acolo? Ghezu <3"
Ghezu: "aâaâaăaăăaaâ"
ghezu by Adriana88 November 21, 2022

The Gesund-tight 

Similar to the famed donkey punch but less violent in nature. While performing doggy-style, prior to climax, the male throws a handful of pepper into the female's face causing a series of violent sneezes, thereby clenching her vaginal and/or rectal muscles, increasing pressure on male's wang and heightening the orgasm.
Man, you gotta try that new 6 pepper blend if you're gonna throw the Gesund-tight on your plunker. I tossed a handful up at my bitch last night. She sneezed 12 times in a row and almost squeezed my wang off.
The Gesund-tight by METALHEAD 74 January 14, 2008

geesus way 

Our Lord and Savior Geesus Way. God of all emos<3

(Also known as Gerard Way)
"Every night I pray to my Geesus Way"
geesus way by Im_so_emo_help_me March 16, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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