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Geesus is a mix of two words :Gerard short form gee and jesus.
Gerard was *crys* the lead singer of My chemical romance. He is the jesus of the emo church and part of the emo trinity
Person 1 I hope I have enough money for all these band t-shirts
Person 2 you better pray to GEEsus
Geesus by ILoveYouGEEsus November 27, 2017
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Gesugao is any facial expression that is stylistically warped in a way meant to depict the “evilness” of a character.
Damn, that girl got the gesugao look going on. Creepy.
gesugao by Gnashty Weeb October 22, 2015
The name of leader of The Holy Emo Trinity, also known as Gerard Way, lead singer of MCR and beloved husband of Frank Iero.
Person 1: "MCR broke up"
Person 2: "OH GEESUS FUCKING IERO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?"
Geesus by FobMcrSomething July 13, 2016
Niche microcelebrity. Most famous sex symbol of Southern Romania. Travels the world by train looking for new adventures and nice people (boys).

Also known as ghezuroiua.
Friend: "Am fost la autogară Ploiești Sud și ghici cine era acolo? Ghezu <3"
Ghezu: "aâaâaăaăăaaâ"
ghezu by Adriana88 November 21, 2022

The Gesund-tight 

Similar to the famed donkey punch but less violent in nature. While performing doggy-style, prior to climax, the male throws a handful of pepper into the female's face causing a series of violent sneezes, thereby clenching her vaginal and/or rectal muscles, increasing pressure on male's wang and heightening the orgasm.
Man, you gotta try that new 6 pepper blend if you're gonna throw the Gesund-tight on your plunker. I tossed a handful up at my bitch last night. She sneezed 12 times in a row and almost squeezed my wang off.
The Gesund-tight by METALHEAD 74 January 14, 2008

geesus way 

Our Lord and Savior Geesus Way. God of all emos<3

(Also known as Gerard Way)
"Every night I pray to my Geesus Way"
geesus way by Im_so_emo_help_me March 16, 2017