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Short lived 1980's plastic Softdrink bottle with extra large neck and cap enabling rapid consumption of its contents.
Discontinued after only a short lived existance due to its inability to keep its contents adequatly carbonated and
an un-canny amount of Penis injuries caused as a result of trying to fuck the empty vessel.
"Hey Barry, wanna drink?"
"No way Yard Ape! I nearly drowned myself last time I sucked on one of those Groagers"

Bogan 1. "Hey Dazza! The neck on this groager is big enough for me to upturn my bottle of hooch into"
Bogan 2. "That's fuckin awsome Stevo! Do it! Lets get smashed and then Fuck it"
groager by cdhally September 19, 2013
Related Words
gfoag • goag • GFAG • Gfoat • Gloag • gfagwap • GFYAGB • goaga • GOager • goagie
A gofag is a user using GoAnimate that acts very immature, makes grounded videos, assaulted videos, executions, etc... they even make bad videos out of other users and they call whoever they hate "bad users". And they keep sending grounded threats to anyone who gives them criticism. Some of them are part of "police groups", such as the UTTP or the VGCP.
Mature goanimator: Can you please stop making grounded videos? They are so cringy.

Gofag: YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 17273273737238723823832 YEARS FOR TELLING ME TO STOP MAKING GROUNDED VIDEOS!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW, BAD USER!!!

Mature GoAnimator: Um, you're not even my dad...
Gofag by Microsoft Bacon July 16, 2018
GOager; A name for someone who is at utmost poggers. Usually used for guys.
Random dude on the street: "The way GOager leaps off of rooftops and flips backwards to face the camera before falling into a headfirst dive is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen."
Miles: "k"
GOager by GOager November 27, 2020
God Of All Gods.

Someone who is extremely attractive and god-like. Is a super awesome person, in general.

AKA hottie with a body.
Kelly: Mmm, Ryan Reynolds is such a goag.

Melissa: I agree.

Second wave GoFag 

A typically spastic Go!Animate/Vyond user on Vyond (back then as Go!Animate) that idiotically believes Alvin Hung is poor and needs money when in reality much to the blindness of those guys, he is a greedy ass cheapskate with a shit ton filled with money.
"Oh holy crap, this won't be fun... I am really aware of the second wave GoFags coming after me saying that Alvin Hung is poor when he actually isn't, are they just blind or something?"
Second wave GoFag by MattGuy November 6, 2018
GFAG is an acronym for "Go Fuck a Goat."
Example 1
Guy:Hey Brian I hate your donkey shirts!
Brian:Psh, whatever. GFAG.

Example 2
Guy:Brian! Stop Singing!
Brian:GFAG! *continues to sing
gfag by that's not stuff marideth October 18, 2007
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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