Geyer 

Every STD known to man combined into one disease.

Did you bang that girl?
"Yea but I don't think she'll be too happy that I gave her the Geyer."

Geyer by g0oose March 26, 2016

geyer 

Every STD known to man combined into one horrific, life sucking, soul crushing, sex repelling disgusting disease.

I think I gave that girl last night the Geyer.

geyer by g0oose March 24, 2016

Geyer's theory 

Function: Noun
Etymology: Hectorian
Definition: A scientific term coined by the scientist Kyle Geyer.
The theory states that, in all circumstances related to earth,
1."3+chair=house"
2."house-chair=3"
3."house-3=chair"

"No, According to Geyer's theory, you're equation fails to address a number of variables!"

Geyer's theory by E May 13, 2005

Austin Geyer

a girl who is crushed on by her bff

hey alejandra pinzon, Austin Geyer likes you

Austin Geyer by boomboomskiski March 22, 2009

faith geyer 

a beautiful girl who has an amazing personality.People love her because she is so sweet. You treat her like shit and she'll give you a second chance but after that you're screwed for life. She'll tell everyone a lot about her but only trust some with her true sself.

faith geyer

faith geyer by victoria875253593 April 4, 2011

I’m just speaking in general… 

I’m just speaking in general… — a story telling tactic used by old southern people when they are actually reading you from head to toe; inside and out; and from womb to tomb. In many ways, this is worse than if they put both feet in your ass and yelled at you about your folly.

“I’m just speaking in general” has four parts: a detailed summary of your past character; a current analysis of your present actions based on things you did as a child; a detailed outcome of you actions based on probability and having seen your story played out in other people’s lives that they have seen with their own eyes; and, an admonition to change your ways if you don't want to end up like the person they are just “speaking in general about.

Boy, I ain’t got no hang ups; I’m too old to have hang ups. Hang ups is for young people — I’m just speaking in general… Oh I knew a boy like you: he was hard headed when he was a baby and he’s head headed now. You know what they say about hard headed people: A HARD HEAD MAKES A SOFT ASSSSSSSSSSS!!!! I’m just speaking in general. But, if you don’t want to end up like that; you better change your ways!!!!!!!!!

I’m just speaking in general… by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023

generation beta 

The generation after generation alpha. Born between 2026 and 2041.

Person 1: Did you know that generation beta comes after generation alpha?
Person. 2: I have no idea what you said.
Person 1: idot

generation beta by Blue Top Hat Man February 17, 2020